Drinking alcohol is a great solution for everything except it can cause liver problems and hurt babies before they are born.
There are general guidelines on how much alcohol you should consume. As a general rule I would say that the older you are, the less it matters. If you die, who cares.
Here are some things alcohol helps with:
If your wife gripes all the time.
If you're boss(es) gripe all the time
If your kids are a major headache.
If the government is a mess
If taxes are too high
If everything, but your liver, is malfunctioning
If the trade deficit is causing problems
If bills are getting you down
If your eternal salvation is in question
If your mother-in-law gripes all the time
If inflation is eating you alive
And the list goes on and on...
List your 10 biggest problems in the comments, then start drinking. Usually you will need to drink "too much", whatever that is. Then 6 months later come back and see how your list has changed.
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